12 Inanimate Objects That Are Way Better Than Your Ex

Few things are more annoying than getting all dressed up and having nowhere to go. You had a date but he forgot/didn't get enough notice/never liked those friends anyway/got a paper cut and feels queasy. No matter what his excuse, here you are lookin' super fine as you walk back upstairs to change into your PJs and pull out a frozen dinner to replace the one you were supposed to be having. As you peel the plastic off the frozen pizza you're about to inhale, you may not realize you are in the presence of someone far better than that irresponsible child you're dating: Mr. Calendar. He always knows what's up and even reminds you!

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