12 Inanimate Objects That Are Way Better Than Your Ex

Why do guys stink? I'll tell you why guys stink: they believe in "clean enough". This is what they call the clothes they leave on the floor... of every friggin' room in the house. Like the snake he is, this guy shed clothes like a second skin and no, honey, they were not "clean enough", especially when visiting my parents. Now that he's out of your life, you can focus on the loyal hunk of freshness you can always turn to for a warm embrace: your dryer. Yes, weird but, hear me out. Stuff is clean or not, there is no in between with this one. After one night together, you can snuggle up to all the clean, billowy things inside as long as you want, and everything smells like spring.

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