Everyone has a guilty pleasure. Maybe it's reading those $2 romance novels your neighbor leaves in the laundry room. Maybe it's binging on old episodes of The Bachelor. Or maybe it's the super innocent act of downing a tub of ice cream in one sitting. Whatever your guilty pleasure is, just know that nobody really cares. Literally nobody. With weirdos like the ones in this list out there, you've got stiff competition. So go forth and read your crappy Fifty Shades of Grey knock-off without shame, because nobody's paying attention.