12 Inanimate Objects That Are Way Better Than Your Ex

You're busy. You're balancing your bills on one hand and washing dishes with the other. He, on the other hand, has to poop every time you ask him to do anything around the house. You both live there and you both make the mess, but when only one of you is working that day, the other should do something. Anything. This lovely little robot is nothing like this deadweight that you've recently freed yourself of. You turn it on in the morning (he got that too, so he can't use that as an excuse) and it works all day. It toils at its job while you toil at yours so that when you get home, you can both take a break.

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