12 Inanimate Objects That Are Way Better Than Your Ex
2. Your Treadmill (The Love/Hate Relationship Is All On You)
This friend has been here all along and when jerk face showed up, you disappeared. Unlike said jerk face, your exercise equipment calls for your best self by taking your anger, sadness and other breakup feels and turning them into endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Jerk face does not. Endorphins > jerk face = treadmill > jerk face. Understand?
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